The Life of a Meagalomaniac

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Not your average Josephine. Send me presents and flowers sometime in April. Aspiring writer trying to pursue my dreams as best as I can. Often thought to be shy--until you get to know me. So just try.

"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players."

paralol:

i love how at the end he nods his head encouragingly like 

‘i fucking nailed that, i am merida, now talk’ 

reblogging for the comment

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suchaladybutimdancinlikeahoe:

descepter:

How The Face Changes With Shifting A Light Source

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callmekitto:

this comic is obvs a parody
no one remembers to use those cards

callmekitto:

this comic is obvs a parody

no one remembers to use those cards

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lesreichenbachfinn:

feardubh:

When people turn to fictional characters, it’s often because they want an escape. The stories of these people shelter us from the storm of our daily lives; they save us, if only for a little while. But when we really give in, become invested, let ourselves be vulnerable, something changes. We begin to feel that we know them. It’s no longer just an escape, but part of us, something that makes us who we are.

These characters teach us that incredible adversity can be overcome. That people can love each other forever. That life can be an adventure. That magic can be real. And even if these miracles have never happened to us, we begin to go through life believing that, someday, they could.

“And I promise you that you’re important. Don’t look at me like that- in all my 900 years I’ve never met someone who wasn’t important.”

“Cheer up mate, it gets better. Look at me, I was once a little kid living under the stairs. You’ll do fine.”

“Hey. I know it seems like life sucks, that you’ve got the devil on your tail. Hell, sometimes you do. But you’re strong enough to beat him. You’ve got friends at your back and family too, and that’s what really counts in the end.”

“Don’t be silly, they’re wrong about you; of course you matter. You’ve always mattered.”

WOW CONGRATS YOU JUST MADE ME CRY OVER MY OWN POST

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a spark could be enough to set them ablaze

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sirtonne:

thatfunnyblog:

lmao i swear japan has the greatest game shows
WAS THAT PLUNGER WORTH IT
DID SHE DIE I DONT UNDERSTAND OH MY GOD
oh shit whats happening wait hold on i gotta get this plunger
Funny Stuff you like?

Where is this from?

sirtonne:

thatfunnyblog:

lmao i swear japan has the greatest game shows

WAS THAT PLUNGER WORTH IT

DID SHE DIE I DONT UNDERSTAND OH MY GOD

oh shit whats happening wait hold on i gotta get this plunger

Funny Stuff you like?

Where is this from?

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barcel0na:

omg can i take you home

barcel0na:

omg can i take you home

(via thehappyflowerr)

so like never

so like never

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good question

good question

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