is it just me?
awhdurie: or have all the olympians gotten better looking?!?!?!?!? :’) LOL so true right? mm-mm x]
my mom: asians are the some of the safest people in the world
me: there are asian gangs too and stuff
my mom: and they're called study groups
When the coach says I did something wrong
Retrospective Rant #2: Mr Ex-101
Man. Where to start for this rant. Hold on to your hats cuz it’s gonna be a long one. (For those of you who aren’t interested, please ignore. Thank you and sorry for the wall of text.) We were together for a year and then I broke up with him due to what I like to refer to as “irreconcilable differences.” There is a whole ‘nother story to this but since I’d...
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When I'm examining the other team
baddiblog: I’m all like:
me when i go out: i should've stayed home
me when i stay home: i should've gone out
me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
me when i'm mean to people: i need to be nicer
me when i'm nice to people: i need to be meaner
how my parents fight
mom: *gets mad at my dad for some small stupid reason that no one cares about*
dad: *either walks away or stops talking*
me: okay 12 year olds
the-pastime-lass: artistic-aviary: teeniechoppa: stridork: razzledazzy: razzledazzy: The fuck just happened? I can’t stop watching it. What Whoa what HOW WHOA This is amazing!
tommilsom: Two scientists walk into a bar The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O” The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work” The first scientist...